From the Mixed Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. What the Fuck

Setting: Outside the FAB office building.
Dude: I know Kung Fu too.
FAB: Uhuh
Dude: I know kung fu.
FAB: Mhmm.
Dude: Do you know kung fu?
FAB: Nope.
Dude: Why not?
FAB: I dunno. Just don't.
Dude leans in dangerously close to FAB's face.
Dude:I mean the special kung fu.
FAB: Yep.
Dude: I mean I know how to make love to an Asian woman.
FAB: Yeah. I get it.
Dude: Very sensitive.
FAB: Yep.
Dude: Nice and slow.
FAB: You bet.
FAB shuts door in face.