Introducing a New Series: Adventures in Babysitting
There seems to have been a rapid and fundamental breakdown in understanding how to communicate effectively with the ladies among men in our cohort. As a result, online dating is such a delight. Adventures in Babysitting is a new FAB and the Shitty special series to celebrate communication breakdowns and ineffective courtship strategies in the digital era.
Ineffective courtship strategy #1:
Come out of the gate swinging...with vaguely baffling, somewhat insulting, unsolicited advice of unclear purpose.