Ineffective courtship strategy #1:
Come out of the gate swinging...with vaguely baffling, somewhat insulting, unsolicited advice of unclear purpose.
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That's Lil' Kim Jong Il, bitch.
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
Introducing a New Series: Adventures in Babysitting
There seems to have been a rapid and fundamental breakdown in understanding how to communicate effectively with the ladies among men in our cohort. As a result, online dating is such a delight. Adventures in Babysitting is a new FAB and the Shitty special series to celebrate communication breakdowns and ineffective courtship strategies in the digital era.
Ineffective courtship strategy #1:
Come out of the gate swinging...with vaguely baffling, somewhat insulting, unsolicited advice of unclear purpose.
That's Lil' Kim Jong Il, bitch.
Ineffective courtship strategy #1:
Come out of the gate swinging...with vaguely baffling, somewhat insulting, unsolicited advice of unclear purpose.
That's Lil' Kim Jong Il, bitch.
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i never understood the whole "insult her to make her interested" thing. insults make me wanna punch you in your douche face; they do not make me wanna drop my panties.
ReplyDeletegiven the frequency, i do have to wonder whether, in some alternate universe, insults are actually an effective mating strategy. i mean, outside of, like, fifth grade. and even then, its success rate was highly dubious.
DeleteWill you please style my next Halloween?
ReplyDeletei am available for consults of all kinds. ;-)
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