Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Introducing a New Series: Adventures in Babysitting

There seems to have been a rapid and fundamental breakdown in understanding how to communicate effectively with the ladies among men in our cohort. As a result, online dating is such a delight. Adventures in Babysitting is a new FAB and the Shitty special series to celebrate communication breakdowns and ineffective courtship strategies in the digital era.

Ineffective courtship strategy #1:

Come out of the gate swinging...with vaguely baffling, somewhat insulting, unsolicited advice of unclear purpose.





That's Lil' Kim Jong Il, bitch.








5 comments:

  1. i never understood the whole "insult her to make her interested" thing. insults make me wanna punch you in your douche face; they do not make me wanna drop my panties.

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    1. given the frequency, i do have to wonder whether, in some alternate universe, insults are actually an effective mating strategy. i mean, outside of, like, fifth grade. and even then, its success rate was highly dubious.

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  2. Will you please style my next Halloween?

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    1. i am available for consults of all kinds. ;-)

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