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And while we're on the topic of online dating (cause, let's face it, that's pretty much what it's all come down to at this point), here is a thorough analysis of The 12 Guys You Meet on Tinder.
We will admit that Tinder is our dating platform of choice these days - maximum options! minimum work! satisfyingly emphatic swiping! - but it certainly still leaves something to be desired. The lovely Michelle Collins breaks it down for us.

Introducing a New Series: Adventures in Babysitting

There seems to have been a rapid and fundamental breakdown in understanding how to communicate effectively with the ladies among men in our cohort. As a result, online dating is such a delight. Adventures in Babysitting is a new FAB and the Shitty special series to celebrate communication breakdowns and ineffective courtship strategies in the digital era.

Ineffective courtship strategy #1:

Come out of the gate swinging...with vaguely baffling, somewhat insulting, unsolicited advice of unclear purpose.

That's Lil' Kim Jong Il, bitch.