Dear Lovies,

I apologize for the silence this past week. And, well, for the silence for the next two weeks. I've been all a tizzy in preparation for my adventure to the non-internet-having parts of the world. (Yes, these apparently do still exist, Virginia.)

Wish us luck and we shall meet you back here again in a couple of weeks, with even more sordid tales to share.

XOXO,

Gossip FAB