Vignette for the Post 9/11 Era

In which coworker Weez queries FAB about a recent Facebook status update regarding the return of the M4s this morning. Hooray for the internet!
Setting: Gmail chat thingy


::Curtain::
Weez: What are M4s?

FAB: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M4_carbine

Weez: And where were those? In the subway?

FAB: Outside.
Weez: Outside of our office???

FAB: No No. [FAB's local subway station]

Weez: Oh.

FAB: I saw them there a few weeks ago. Outside.

Weez: Frightening.

FAB: But one of the dudes carrying one of the machine guns walked really close to me while i was smoking outside the subway entrance. Like within inches of me. And gave me elevator eyes.

Which I thought was profoundly unfair given that one party happened to be holding a machine gun at the time.

Weez: Did you flick your cig in his face? Ha!

FAB: Um no.

Weez: You had a lit object.

FAB: Did I mention how he was cradling a machine gun in his arms?

Weez: Yes.

FAB: Machine gun > Cigarette butt. As weaponry goes...

Weez: You're tough.

FAB: Not that tough.
::Curtain::